Father, Mother Escaped Again

“...” Xia Yuqing pulled her hands back in fright and smiled, “Well, Xiao Yuan is alone inside, Chen Qie was just a little worried.”

Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows and smiled: “Ai Fei is so carefree to be anxious about others, it is better to worry about yourself.”

Xia Yuqing was stunned and pretended to be stupid: “Why does Chen Qie need to worry about herself?”

“Ai Fei doesn’t know? It doesn’t matter. We can go back to the palace and have a good chat. Maybe Ai Fei will remember it later on.” Feng Tingye didn’t bother to be long-winded with Xia Yuqing, and directly picked her up and went straight to Xiefang Hall.

“Uuuuu...” Xia Yuqing wailed and struggled all the way. She also projected countless help-seeking gazes at the people on the side, but it was a pity that everyone responded with helpless and apologetic eyes.

Niang Niang, although we really want to help, but as the saying goes, beating is an intimate form of love. If that love is not enough, then use your feet to kick. Quarrels between a couple is like fighting at the head of the bed and making up at the end of the bed, this is typical household matters. Interfering with other people’s household matters is the same as breaking up a loving couple, one will get struck by lightning! The most important thing is, Niang Niang, the emperor is the master of the harem and the world. If you offend him, it will be a small matter. For us, we will be fired collectively, in the worst case, we would lose our heads! We love you, Niang Niang, but for our happiness, and for the s*xual happiness of you and the emperor, just go~

So, everyone waved their small handkerchief and said their goodbyes with tears in their eyes as Feng Ting Ye carried her all the way into Xiefang Hall, into her room, and onto the bed.

“Ai Fei, do you remember?” Feng Tingye looked down at Xia Yuqing condescendingly, with a pair of beautiful eyebrows slightly raised.

Xia Yuqing bit her bed sheet and got emotional. Adhering to the golden rule of confession and the possible leniency that follows, Xia Yuqing obediently admitted her mistake: “I was wrong, I was wrong. I should not have married over here from the beginning. If I didn’t, I wouldn’t have met Xiao Yuan. If I didn’t meet Xiao Yuan, I wouldn’t be kind and get involved in their love triangle. If I didn’t get involved in their love triangle, I wouldn’t have stressed my brain into pulling off this fake marriage melodrama. If I didn’t think of this melodrama, I wouldn’t...”

“Shut up...” Feng Tingye spat out two words, then with a flip of his wrists, a light silver object between his slender fingers drew a beautiful arc like stars. Xia Yuqing nearly choked on her words. Her eyes shrank suddenly, her eyes even almost fell out.

“This, this... why is this thing here with you?!” Xia Yuqing was frightened and stupefied. She stared at Feng Tingye’s item, so shocked she almost couldn’t speak.

Feng Tingye played with the object in his hand. He looked at Xia Yuqing’s shocked expression, and smiled: “Xu Lao brought it. Zhen heard that it was a designed personally by Ai Fei. Xu Lao had to personally find his good craftsman’s friend to create it.”

“!” So, the thing in the Ultra Seme Lord’s hands was made by the drawing she gave to master? !

Taking a closer look, the likeness was so high! They were worthy of being master’s friend. Pistol, pistol! It’s a real pistol!

In a shabby deserted ancient time where they still relied on bows and arrows to fight, this Lao Zi had produced a gun! Thinking about it, she felt so awesome! Lao Zi is finally going to free oneself as a serf! Ultra Seme Lord and the rest must retire before me. Starting today, Lao Zi will be counterattacking!

Xia Yuqing stared at the extremely cool silver pistol. In her mind, countless beautiful counter-offensive plans crossed her mind, all without her realizing that the secret weapon was now in the hands of the big boss she wanted to defeat.

“It seems that what Xu Lao said is indeed true. This thing is indeed made by Ai Fei. But Ai Fei, I am really curious. What is the use of this little lump? I have studied it for a few days, but I can’t see how it works.”

Xia Yuqing suddenly woke up when she heard what Feng Tingye said. Her eyes lit up after she understood Feng Tingye’s words. Somehow a subtle sense of pride sprouted in her heart.

Hmph, Ultra Seme Lord, you are majestic and black-bellied during ancient times, but in front of this modern high-end weapon, you are still just a country bumpkin, ha ha ha...

Xia Yuqing smirked at Feng Tingye with joy. She cleared her throat: “The emperor might not know this, but this is called a pistol.”

“Pistol?” Feng Tingye raised his eyebrows, staring at Xia Yuqing’s triumphant face. His eyes narrowed slightly, was that an illusion? The thing that flashed past this girl’s eyes just now, was it contempt? Contempt for himself? This is interesting.

Xia Yuqing nodded, her eyes sparkling: “Yes, it’s a pistol. This pistol is similar to a crossbow arrow, but even more powerful than a crossbow arrow...a real weapon.”

“Oh?” Feng Ting Ye chuckled. He turned the handy pistol in his hand in a cool manner: “This thing is more powerful than a crossbow arrow?”

Xia Yuqing could not accept that attitude. The Ultra Seme Lord can look down on herself, but he cannot look down on the pistol. That was a military weapon of later generations!

“Your Majesty, if you don’t believe it, you only need to click the switch in the groove over there. Then you will know how powerful it is.” If you dare to look down on my pistol, just wait to be shocked!

Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing’s seething, cute appearance. The corners of his lips were slightly hooked. He flipped the gun in his hand and turned himself into a professional gun-holding posture: “Like this?”

Oh, why is even a simple gun-holding posture so beautiful? ! Sure enough, a man’s posture at this time is the most attractive! Xia Yuqing was a tearful nympho. Only later did she realize that the muzzle...

“F*ck, the muzzle can’t be aimed at people casually like that. Didn’t your mother teach you this kind of common sense?” Xia Yuqing was so triggered that she almost peed on the spot when she saw the black muzzle! Regardless of etiquette, holding the small quilt, she let out a burst of foul language towards Feng Tingye.

Feng Tingye obviously didn’t realize the seriousness of the matter. After hearing Xia Yuqing’s words, he twisted his eyebrows. Turning the thing in his hand again, he pointed the muzzle at himself: “That’s not right? Then how about this?”

Xia Yuqing’s pupils tightened. She stared at the gun in Feng Tingye’s hand with horror, her head was blank. When she recovered, she saw Feng Tingye’s finger lying on the trigger, and was slowly pushing it down.

“No...no!” Xia Yuqing couldn’t care about anything else. She screamed loudly, got up and rushed towards Feng Tingye. Unfortunately, it was still a step too late.

With a click, Xia Yuqing felt that only the sound of the trigger was left in her world.

Deathly silence spread throughout the room. Xia Yuqing firmly grasped Feng Tingye’s hand. Holding the gun with both hands, her teary eyes stared at the muzzle without a trace of gunpowder. Her whole body froze.

“Nothing happened, Ai Fei...” Feng Tingye pulled Xia Yuqing’s hand away, and took the gun back. He just wanted to play with Xia Yuqing, but found that the tears in Xia Yuqing’s eyes were like broken beads falling down.

Feng Tingye’s heart trembled, a sharp pain surged from the bottom of his heart catching him off guard.

Xia Yuqing doesn’t like to cry. To be precise, she likes to cry with tears within her eyes. But no matter what, she would not let the tears fall out of her eyes. Most people would have itchy teeth, but every time they saw her like that, they would be reluctant to criticize her more.

Since Feng Tingye met her, he had only seen her cry like this once. That was when they were in the stronghold and he forced her to admit each other’s feelings. In fact, at that time she didn’t cry as hard as she did now.

The despair that was as if the sky was about to fall, it hurt Feng Tingye’s heart. In this world, only this person in front of him could do this.

“Ai Fei, what’s the matter? What’s the matter? Don’t cry, I was wrong, I shouldn’t make this kind of joke with you. I have tried this before, and this thing can’t hurt people at all. Isn’t it all right? Don’t cry, don’t cry.” Feng Tingye once again experienced the feeling of being at a loss in his life and it was again for the same person.

“Wuuu...” It was fine if Feng Tingye didn’t say it, but now that he did, Xia Yuqing felt more wronged. She opened her mouth and cried openly. No matter how Feng Tingye coaxed, she couldn’t stop. He tried all his old methods to stop her, but all he got in exchange were resentful punches and kicks.

Feng Tingye realized the seriousness of the matter now, so he didn’t dare to make any trouble. He held Xia Yuqing in his arms. He could only keep laughing and coaxing her.

By the time Xia Yuqing’s mood stabilized a little, her eyes were flushed from crying. A face filled with tear stains, she burrowed herself into Feng Tingye’s arms with constant hiccups.

“Woo~ you scared me to death, I thought... I thought... there was a bullet in it. You almost...”

“Bullet?”

“Woo... it’s a pointy, oval-elliptical thing inside....hiccup~”

“Pointy, oval-elliptical body? I have never seen that thing before. Is it possible that Xu Lao hasn’t brought back... the bullet?”

Xia Yuqing was stunned, then she remembered that when she asked Xu Lao to help build the gun, she forgot to teach him how to make the bullet. Thinking about it, when she finally remembered, it had already been half a month when she eagerly sent over the plans for the bullet. Transportation was inconvenient during ancient times. The time for the completion of the pistol and the bullet was probably staggered because of this. Thus, Feng Tingye only got the pistol and not the bullets.

“It’s okay...” Xia Yuqing slumped down suddenly, with a show of relief on her face.

When Feng Tingye saw this, he became somewhat interested in the bullet in Xia Yuqing’s mouth: “According to Ai Fei, for this pistol to be powerful, it needs something called a bullet?”

Xia Yuqing stared at him with red eyes: “Hmph, of course. If there were bullets, your head would have been smashed a while ago. How would you be able to talk to me like this at this time?”

Speaking of this, Xia Yuqing still had some lingering fear and anger. Don’t scare me, this Lao Zi almost peed herself!

“Such a powerful force? Then Zhen should take a good look. Leave this pistol by Zhen’s side first, then when the bullet comes, Zhen will...”

“No! Give me the gun! This thing is dangerous. It’s easy to shoot someone accidentally, do you understand? I will tell Master to stop making the bullet. This kind of shock, once is enough...huh!” Xia Yuqing got up and rushed towards Feng Tingye to snatch the pistol in his hand. Secretly she made up her mind that from today onwards, she must seal up this pistol. She was not going to deal with weapons anymore, she will never experience that scary incident again!

Feng Tingye looked at Xia Yuqing’s nervous appearance and was taken aback for a while, then he smiled. As Xia Yuqing threw her body over, Xia Yuqing was overwhelmed and pressed down.

“It turns out that Ai Fei is this concerned about Zhen, Zhen is really moved. In order to repay Ai Fei’s love for Zhen, Zhen has decided to personally do something for Ai Fei. Let’s do something conducive to one’s physical and mental health to mediate our moods.”

“...” Who is concerned about you? I am obviously concerned about everyone. As the saying goes, swords have no eyes and bullets also have no eyes (they don’t have eyes so won’t discriminate who they hit). If you were hit by a bullet, it’s not just lying in bed for half a month like Senior brother who was shot by a bow and arrow, it will kill you!

Xia Yuqing had been scared enough to cry earlier, now she was scared and couldn’t cry.

Sure enough, beasts are always beasts! Didn’t you see that this grandma just cried so much? It was like raindrops on a pear blossom (tear-stained face of a beauty). She was almost out of breath, now you want to do that kind of stuff again after so much effort?

You stallion, scum, beast, I shouldn’t have been worried about you just now! My heart almost stopped out of fear, but this kind of beast should have had their head blasted into pieces!! Yamete!!

Xia Yuqing spread her limbs and rose up to resist. The two of them rolled over on the bed when they heard a very familiar clicking sound.

“...” The two people on the bed paused at the same time. Turning their heads to look at the sound source, they faced...

“What is that?” Feng Tingye suppressed Xia Yuqing as she struggled to make the first step forward. Then, with his sharp eyes and quick hands, the things on the ground were picked up.

In an instant, a few familiar gilded characters came into view: The Updated Version of Palace Secrets.

Feng Tingye’s eyebrows shook. His eyes moved down to face the subheadline: The Bloody Love Story that My Rival and I have to tell.

“...” Feng Tingye turned the pages of the book expressionlessly and glanced at it a few times. Then a slightly malicious smile appeared on the corner of his lips: “Ai Fei, even if Zhen is willing to forgo the debt of the fake marriage and the pistol, I don’t think you’ll be able to escape this account.”

“...”

Feng Tingye threw away the little yellow book in his hand, and immediately overwhelmed someone who was caught again.

Perceiving Xia Yuqing’s indignant resistance, Feng Tingye raised his phoenix eyes slightly and smiled: “Ai Fei, don’t move, otherwise, I will be unhappy. When I am unhappy, my lips won’t be careful. If the time comes and all Ai Fei’s bad things are publicized and the Grand Tutor and Young Master Yin finds out...”

“!” Xia Yuqing’s eyes widened. D*mn, it’s fine with the Gorgeous Grand Tutor, he has already been written within her fantasies several times, at most he will explode in her hair. But Young Master Yin himself, she couldn’t let him know. If he knew about this, he would never forgive her again!

Feng Tingye clearly felt the resistance underneath his body turning smaller. He rewarded Xia Yuqing with a kiss on her cheek, “Good.”

Good, your sister! Due to selling these yellow books, I’ve been treated like a little child caught in the act, I can’t afford this pain!

At the same time, Yin Xiang, who had fallen into the wolf pit because of Xia Yuqing, was standing at the front door of a great hall, watching a small figure shaking in front of him. Yet, they hadn’t even noticed that he was standing not far away.

Xie Enqing, still wearing a wedding dress, had slipped away when everyone’s attention was attracted by Li Yuan and the others.

Oh, I didn’t mean it. At first I didn’t know that the reason the empress asked me to help was because... Oh, mother said once the bride has worn the wedding dress and sat in the sedan chair, then they belong to that person. Although she didn’t get on the sedan chair, she did wear the wedding dress and was held by the hand, does that mean she is that Gong Zi’s wife...but that Gong Zi likes Li Yuan Jiejie. Then is she a bad woman who breaks up people’s marriage? Oh, no, she doesn’t want to be a bad woman!

The worst thing is that her cousin found out about this. He seemed to be very angry when he looked at her. Grandpa would be very angry if he found out. What should she do?

Xie Enqing barged through the palace with her small face covered. There was only one thought in her heart, she must not let Shao Zitang and the others catch her. Yet while someone was only focused on rushing forwards, they obviously did not notice that she had been running back and forth between the two palaces. 囧~

“Ahhhhhh, why does this place look...a bit familiar?” When it became the sixth time, Xie Enqing finally noticed something strange. She stood at the intersection in front of the palace road, staring at the front with an annoyed expression. For a moment, as if she had figured out something, her eyebrows and eyes curved slightly: “Well, the houses in this palace look almost all the same. I have been running for so long, I shouldn’t have been spinning around in the same place. I need to find the palace where I live.”

Saying this, Xie Enqing stepped forward and wanted to continue running, but suddenly she heard a low laugh from behind her.

Xie Enqing made a quick stop, and her heart trembled. How come she heard someone laughing? Is it a ghost?

Xie Enqing stiffened her bun face. She turned her head and came face to face with Yin Xiang’s handsome face. Her big wet eyes like black grapes blinked twice. After confirming that it was not her own illusion, she let out a long scream: “Ahhh...”

Yin Xiang was originally just holding the attitude of a person watching a good show, so he was idle as he watched Xie Enqing spin around in circles, wondering when she would find out. He didn’t feel much at first, until the little girl stopped. Staring coldly at the palace road, he thought she would find out that she was in the same place. As a result, when he heard Xie Enqing’s self-talk, he couldn’t help laughing out loud.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he made a sound, he saw that little girl look straight over, then scream in horror as if she had seen a ghost and ran away.

Yin Xiang was stunned and couldn’t help but smile. With one step, he flew to the front of Xie Enqing, blocking her way.

Xie Enqing was taken aback and she basically crashed head first, plunging her head into Yin Xiang’s arms. After being startled, she raised her head cautiously. Just when she met Yin Xiang’s face again, she let out another high-decibel scream.

“Ah... don’t hit me, don’t hit me, I didn’t mean it. It was really not intentional! I didn’t mean to separate Gongzi and Li Yuan Jiejie. Gong Zi, please be generous and spare me, I will never dare do anything like that again. I’m sorry, I’m sorry, don’t hit me, oooooo...”

“...” Yin Xiang looked at Xie Enqing, who was trembling like a frightened little animal in front of him. He couldn’t help laughing a little bitterly: “Do I look like a bad person?”

Xie Enqing’s trembling body stiffened. Two pools of water appeared in her big eyes: “No...no, Gong Zi helped me and is willing to receive me as a visitor, Gong Zi is not a bad person.”

Yin Xiang froze. He walked two steps closer. Xie Enqing froze, then scuttled back two steps. Yin Xiang lifted his brows, then took two steps forward again. Xie Enqing took another two steps back. After a few times, Yin Xiang smiled helplessly, “Since you think I am not a bad person, why are you so afraid of me?”

Xie Enqing flattened her mouth, then hugged her head and squatted down pitifully: “Uuuuuuuuuu, I was wrong. Gong Zi, you can hit me. I shouldn’t have pretended to be your bride. I...”

“One moment, you tell me not to hit you. Then in another, you tell me to hit you. So, am I hitting you or not?”

“Huh?” Xie Enqing was startled. She seemed to have said the wrong thing and her face blushed immediately.

“Okay, don’t hide, it’s none of your business. This is the problem between us, it has nothing to do with you, it is not your fault.” Then, Yin Xiang smiled and stretched his hand out towards Xie Enqing who was squatting on the ground.

Xie Enqing looked up at the distinct hand. After hesitating for a moment, she carefully stretched out her hand to grasp his. “Are you really not angry? You won’t hit me?”

Yin Xiang chuckled slightly, a little helpless: “Do I look like a villain that likes to beat women?”

“No...no.” Xie Enqing was awkward. Twisting the hem of her dress as if thinking of something, she suddenly raised her head and asked: “Hey, that’s not right, you... Didn’t you just go with Li Yuan Jiejie and the Empress? How could you be here? ”

The smile on Yin Xiang’s face froze, a little loss: “It’s nothing, Xiao Yuan and the others left first.”

“They’re gone?” Xie Enqing’s eyes widened suddenly. Thinking of it, this person in front of her was fighting with the Grand Tutor for her when she was pretending to be a bride, vying for Li Yuan. So, this means that the Gong Zi and the Grand Tutor both like Li Yuan Jiejie? Now if Li Yuan Jiejie has followed the Grand Tutor to leave, that is to say... this Gongzi was abandoned by Li Yuan Jiejie? ! Ahhhhh...Xie Enqing couldn’t help but want to scream again.

Yin Xiang looked at the little animal’s lively movements and was a little puzzled: “What’s the matter?”

“Uuuuuu.... if I didn’t meddle, Gong Zi and Li Yuan Jiejie would have gone through the wedding ceremony long ago and went into the bridal room becoming an official couple. Yet now.... Uuu.... I have become a bad person who wrecked a fated couple. My mother said that bad guys who ruin other people’s marriages will be struck to death by the Thunder God! I don’t want to be struck to death by thunder, oooooo...”

Yin Xiang froze, and became a little bit dumbfounded. This kid was not just tiny and cute in appearance, but even her words were adorable. He didn’t even know if she was an adult.

“It’s not your fault, so Thor will not strike you with lightning. Even without you, if Xiao Yuan came out wearing the wedding gown, it would still be impossible for Xiao Yuan and I to be together.” What’s more, Xiao Yuan would never be willing to appear in front of himself in a wedding gown.

In fact, he already understood this when he walked out of that room. Perhaps what Li Yuan said was not wrong. He never thought of her that way. When he knew that Li Yuan chose the Grand Tutor instead of himself, he was angry, but it was an anger towards the unwillingness to lose. It was similar to having something he had guarded for a long time being snatched away. Just him unwilling to lose.

Xie Enqing murmured to herself and paused. Raising her head, she wondered: “Hey, why?”

“Because Xiao Yuan... doesn’t like me.” And I...might not like her that much either.

“Li Yuan Jiejie doesn’t like Gongzi? Why? Gongzi, you are so good, why would Li Yuan Jiejie dislike you?”

Yin Xiang was amused by Xie Enqing’s words. He looked at this little animal with everything written on her face. People couldn’t help but want to tease her, so Yin Xiang paused, and said: “Little doctor thinks I’m good?”

“Yeah.” The simple little animal didn’t notice the danger coming and answered naturally. Afterwards, her small face was a little vexed and was wrinkled into a ball as if she had encountered some difficult problem.

“What’s the matter?” Yin Xiang was a little curious. This simple and optimistic little animal can also have troubles?

“I’m thinking about how to comfort Gong Zi.” Xie Enqing, who was immersed in her own little world, blurted out. Realizing after speaking, her face was redder than a little tomato, “I, I am not... ”

“The little doctor wants to comfort me? Why don’t you give me a kiss, maybe I won’t feel so sad. How about that?” Yin Xiang was joking. If this was a normal woman, they would only feel offended.

Generally speaking, with his usual elegant temperament, he would not say such a thing. However, for some reason, he just wanted to tease this little animal who keeps running to the wrong places.

Xie Enqing was stunned. Even though Yin Xiang tried to conceal it, he was still displaying a somewhat lonely disposition. She suddenly thought of the kittens and puppies that she often saw on the side of the road that were abandoned.

As a result, Xie Enqing walked forward in a ghostly manner, stood on her tippy toes, and gently kissed someone on the cheek. Just like how she usually comforted those abandoned kittens and puppies, she patted Yin Xiang on the shoulder and said, “It’s okay, it’s okay.”

“...” After the pat, Xie Enqing suddenly felt that the body under her was stiff. Then she realized what she had done. She took two steps back. Looking at Yin Xiang’s equally surprised face, she gasped: ” I...you... ahhhhh ...”

Yin Xiang froze in place, looking at Xie Enqing’s back as the frightened little rabbit ran away. After a while, he came back to his senses and stretched out his hand dazedly to stroke the side of his face where he was kissed. His lips curled up unconsciously.

Perhaps as Li Yuan said, there are some things in the past, he should really let go of. This is because another encounter is already waiting for him.

The two who were immersed in shock obviously didn’t realize where they were standing right now.

This is the Ye Kingdom Palace, it is also the gate of the Ganquan Palace where information is the next most concentrated after Xiefang and Qianqing palace.

Therefore, after the two of them passed by like this, the palace maids and eunuchs, hiding in the vicinity of Ganquan Palace pretending to be passers-by, had their eyes bright like X-rays.

They began to whisper as soon as they left. In less than a quarter of an hour, Young Master Yin and the little imperial doctor who was still wearing a wedding gown, meeting in the palace was spread. The fake show has become real. The rumor that it was the awakening of love has spread at a wild horse pace and into Xiefang palace.

It’s a pity that Xia Yuqing was in dire straits and couldn’t get out of it, so Cui Er received the news on her behalf.

Cui Er listened to the report from the people below, and smiled. She let the people below know to watch the changes and not to say anything. Then she raised her head and glanced at the not so far away person acting like a dogskin plaster, chasing after Li Yuan. With his hot face chasing after the cold buttocks, Yan Ran, kept hitting a wall. Then from another room, from time to time there were several ambiguous moans and cursing. She silently looked at the sky.

The weather today is so good, the ground is good, the people are good, everything is good except...

“Wife, I am looking for you again. D*mn, I have only been away for a few days, so why is the entire palace decorated with a happy atmosphere (referring to wedding decorations)? Is someone getting married? Is it possible...wife, you finally decided, you are going to marry me? Great, then what better day than today, let’s go to the bridal chamber tonight!”

“...”